Jeannie? NO! During this pregnancy, dreams have a bit weird. Let's start with "I Dream of Lisa!". Lisa Erdelt is a 3rd grade teacher on my campus. I have had 2 dreams so far.
Dream #1 - I stopped one morning at Buc-ee's to get a tea. For some reason Tony was still with me in the car. As I'm leaving Buc-ee's I pull up to the light at the intersection. I jump out, grab my bike out of the back of my car and take off for school on my bike. Tony is leaning out the window screaming for me to come back and get him. I just ride off on my bike. I see Lisa waiting at the same intersection and I tell her to take care of Tony, I have to get to school.
Dream #2 - Lisa calls to tell me "the" funeral is that afternoon. Not sure which funeral it is, but apparently I need to be there. So I get dressed and attend the funeral. I still am not sure which funeral I am attending until the end when they usher everyone past the casket. It was a funeral for a Diego the Explorer VIDEO! Not Diego, but one of his videos.
Next, "I Dream of Rena" -
Rena invited me to a school fundraiser for her son, Dacoda. We drive together and it was a much longer drive than I remember his school being. Once we arrive at his "school" it is a large group of pilgrims! Rena asks me to pass out tickets for the donkey rides so I do. The boys are playing, people are driving on the road too fast and I get upset with them and have few words with one of the ladies in one car. Now that I was upset, I wanted to leave, but Rena was no where to be found. When I called her cell, she tells me "I had to leave and you were busy so I left. I took both boys, though." My best friend left me with angry drivers (granted I was the one who made the angry), a group of pilgrims, and in some far off place I have no clue where it is! She tells me to call my husband to pick me up. He was too busy. She comes back to get me and tells me she will have to drop me off with my husband. Well, to get to my husband you have to drive to some water, turn your car into a inflatable boat that shoots rubber bands at the huge naval ships we pass by. When I asked her to slow her "boat" down because I could hardly hang on, she tells me to put Q-tips in my ears...it helps! After the Q-tip part of that dream, I was able to wake myself up.
Next, "I Dream of Jen's Kids"-
I am not sure why, but Christmas Eve night, after getting to sleep around 1am, I dream of Jen's kids all night. In the dream I am their Wii instructor. How I got that job title, I am not sure since I had not played. By the end of the dream, Jen fired me because Brennan wasn't doing as well on the Wii as I guaranteed.
And last night's dream "I Dream of 3-D puzzles!" -
I have never done a 3-d puzzle and from the looks of them in my dream I don't think I will be doing one. They look very complicated, but I made everyone in my family do a puzzle before I would feed them dinner! What is wrong with me? Poor Josh is already skin and bones and I force him to do this complicated puzzle before he can be fed. My wicked ways continued even with company. Sorry, Rena, you were not able to eat dinner the night I invited you over. Your puzzle was flat, not 3-D :(
Yes, I know STRANGE! If anyone out there can read dreams and explain these to me, I'd greatly appreciated it! Only 8 more weeks for this pregnancy and perhaps the craziness of dreams will stop.
2 comments:
Oh my goodness...those are hilarious!!! Sorry, I can't read dreams, but those are great! Mine are intense but not nearly as funny.
I'm glad I'm not the only one with weird dreams! And I don't even have to be pregnant to have them. I would however, LOVE for you to come be my kids' wii instructor. No matter how badly the kids do, I won't fire you!
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