Jabberwockey Jordonna

Jordonna can tell you like it is and crack us all up!

For example...
*Dylan - "Jordonna, you look so pretty today." J - "I know I am beautiful!" Yeah, Dylan don't state the obvious!

*On the way to school with very little gas, Jordonna says "Mommy, you prolly need to get gas." Where does she learn the word probably?

* When she gets upset with me, she tells me "You no go to my happy birfday!"

* She celebrated with lots of clapping and jumping up and down when she discovered I was wearing my bra, "Yea! Mommy has on her bra!" I don't think I go without very often?

* She likes to put her finger my peoples ears and ask "What's in that hole?"

*Lately she has become so motherly. When we drop Tony off she repeats Mrs. Debbie just as Mrs. Debbie would say, "Tony, your mommy is ready to leave."

*Her new word (thanks to older brothers) is shut up. While out to eat a few nights ago, she was getting sleepy and climbed up in my lap and laid against my chest. Of course the restaurant is loud, her daddy was talking, she lifts up her head and in the quietest moment of the night says, "You hear shut up! I sleep!" Insert red faces on both of her parents.

* Same night, she had just gone to the restroom and not 2 minutes later was asking to go again (restroom break requires passing the game room). I knew her intentions and refused so she turns to the table next to her and tells the couple there, "my mommy is mean. I need to potty." I'm sure it made their night to gain that new knowledge. Thanks Jordonna!

* When a big chunk of ice in my drink slipped one night at dinner, my tea spilled all down my shirt. I let out a frustrated growl. Jordonna says, "Mommy so say oh $h1t! Thats not nice." I promise I did not - it was just a growl!

*She's on this kick that her hair is blonde. Mommy's is brown and daddy's is black. Yeah, Jordonna we are trying to figure out how you got your adorable blonde hair too. Its funny that when she realizes that all 3 of us have something different, she turns her bottom lip out and in a pouty voice says, "I sad we don't match."

* when we started our school shopping late this summer, I ran through all our stops - haircuts, school supplies, and shoes. At the very mention of shoes, Jordonna says, "YEA!" I hope Daddy has extra money because we just added an additional pair of shoes to the list!

*She likes to style my hair. When I ask if I can do hers, she tells me I don't know how but that Julie will do it. (Julie babysat her during my summer working days)

*When she is sick she has the best strategies for buttering up her Daddy. It always gets her a ring pop. She can also be nice to her brothers when she is sick - Josh is not BabyButt when she doesn't feel well.

*Yeah, Josh has the nickname BabyButt. Dylan and Tony are both Bubba.

to be continued...(you know since she will only continue to talk even more from here on out)